One joke

Ten what

A man didn't feel well, so he went to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor came out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news, " the doctor said. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" said the man. "How long do I have to live?"
"Ten," the doctor said sadly. "Ten?" the man asked."Ten what? Months?Weeks? What!" The doctor interrupted,"Nine..."